Bacon Mercy
I am a pig and I like to eat slop.
I am being taken to the shop.
But first I need to be killed,
but I don't think the farmers to skilled.
Happy and alive wherever I trot,
The farmer might give his gun a shot.
Bang and Miss. Bang and miss.
Is that what you got? Give yourself a kiss.
The farmer might try his pitchfork,
and try to turn this pig into pork.
He swings, and hits the ground.
The farmer then turns himself around.
The farmer decides to let me live,
But he thinks he will find something else to give.
He might try again to take my head,
but I hid all the tools in the shed.
The End
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