BAD LUCK

Why do I always have such rotten luck? It started with smashing my iPod touch, Then smashing my teachers car with my truck! I hate having such bad luck...very much... I found gum on the bottom of my shoe, And lost twenty dollars on a scratch off. I had a monkey taunt me at the zoo, And for the past month I have had a cough. I got caught in the pouring, freezing, rain. My truck wouldn't start due to the cold snow. My arm has been in unbearable pain, And I missed my favorite TV show. Why do I always have such rotten luck? Living my life like I'm some kind of schmuck...