The Bard Oot o Biggar

The Bard Oot o Biggar If like me ye ayeweys say whit... When really it is pardin Cause ye cun say onnie shit No like they ur the grammar warden. If like me ye sweer alot When ye ken it's rather rude If like me ye jist forgot It just fuckin well slipped oot. If like me ye shout too much Cause ithers dinnae listen When merrit a common such Is whun yer Misses selective ears gan missin. If like me ye like a wee wind up Prankin wi yer freens Speeshally whun it gits thirr goat up Fur thaim tae say stop actin like a teen!!! If like me lifes too short ye dinnae gie a toss... If they git annoyed and delete ye.. then that is their bloody loss!!! The Bard o Biggar