The Bearkendactyl

The Bearkendactyl

A series of cool haikus

By Torin Thosath

A pretodactyl,

Fused with a bearken,

Is Bearkendactyl.

"What is a bearken?"

One witless man inquired,

Who was just found dead.

Newspapers report:

Body found by feather heap

Burns, bleeding to blame.

"Burns?", you ask yourself.

Yes, he has laser vision,

Like Kryptonians.

Fear Bearkendactyl!

Half bird, half bear, half dino,

Improper fractions.