Because Why Not?

I've been coming up with cop-out excuses for my behaviors-

Because why not?

That has been my response to every odd thing I do or want to-

- Re-Read Beloved Children's Books

- Dye My Hair Purple or Red or Lavender

- Exercise All Night

- Drink Lots Of Coffee

- Donate To A Good Cause

- Memorize A New Monologue

- Give Her A Chance

- Write Lots Of Poems

- Do What I Want

- Do What I Can

- Chance The Consequences

Because why not?