The Big Four

The supervillains, Zzzax, the Absorbing Man, the Abomination, and the Bi-Beast, have kidnapped the governor of New York, which is true;

Rescuing the governor is what the Defenders will do.

The Defenders are also called the "Big Four" and I'm speaking honestly;

The "Big Four" members are Dr. Strange, the Hulk, the Sub-Mariner, and the Silver Surfer and always will be.

When the "Big Four" find the villains' lair and break in, they fight the evil fools;

The "Big Four" are awesome and cool.

The Silver Surfer shoots bolts of his cosmic energy at the Bi-Beast and terminates it, which is great;

The Bi-Beast was full of hate.

Dr. Strange uses his magic to turn the Absorbing Man into water, which is smart;

That villain will go insane when he tries to keep himself from drifting apart.

The Hulk fights and beats the Abomination when he submits;

The Abomination is full of shit.

The Sub-Mariner avoids being hit by Zzzax's currents of electricity, which is swell;

Here are other things that I'll tell.

The Sub-Mariner makes Zzzax chase him to a pond and I'll tell you why;

The Sub-Mariner will use that pond to defeat Zzzax and that's no lie.

The Sub-Mariner splashes lots of water at Zzzax and defeats the evil jerk;

When the "Big Four" free the governor and call the police, they're now done with their work.

When the police arrive to arrest the villains, the "Big Four" go away;

The "Big Four" have saved the day.