Billy Porter Fans

The fans of the faggotty celebrity named Billy Porter are chasing a good man and I'll tell you why;

It's because the good man believes that homosexuality is sinful and that's no lie.

The martial arts Muslim sees him being chased by the Billy Porter fans;

The martial arts Muslim is going to rescue the good man.

The martial arts Muslim tells the Billy Porter fans to leave the good man alone, which is true;

Trying to attack the martial arts Muslim is what the Billy Porter fans would do.

The martial arts Muslim punches and kicks some of the Billy Porter fans, as you can see;

He elbows, kicks, and flips the other Billy Porter fans to the ground and I'm speaking honestly.

When the Billy Porter fans are beaten, the good man thanks the Muslim for rescuing him, which is cool;

The Billy Porter fans are shitty fools.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is smart;

The Billy Porter fans are also total farts.

When the police arrive to arrest the Billy Porter fans, the martial arts Muslim goes away;

The Billy Porter fans are going to jail and that's all I have to say.