Birds

Birds, portrayed so accurately in the Alfred Hitchcock movie

In our neighborhoods, they terrorize us, sparrows, crows, woodpeckers turkeys and geese

Birds in the driveway and the carport, crapping all over the cars

Wow, those crows hanging out on the front lawn sure have gotten large

Traffic comes to a halt when a group of geese cross the street

God, you walk so slow and I really need you guys to get moving

Does a crossing guard need to be assigned, to move you guys along?

Don't you know that a busy street is where you idiots don't belong?

I once watched a woodpecker, continue to peck away at a tree stump

Aren't you hurting your beak doing that, I have never seen anything so dumb

A woodpecker once broke the rearview mirror of my car

Trying to drive with half of the rearview mirror gone was really hard

In the middle of the night, a geese flew directly into the house

Thank you so much for popping the aluminum siding out

A bunch of Birds used our porchlight as a foundation for their nest

I was so annoyed that they made such a God-Awful mess

A bunch of Birds also set up shop inside the siding of our house

I spent over two hours trying to get all of the elements of the nest out

It's amazing how something so small could make such a big mess

With all of the trees in the neighborhood, this is where you decided  to put your nest?

Birds, always agressivley flying around

I am concerned that one day, they will take my eye out

I really don't know why so many people love Birds

They are nothing but a nuisnance and they are really getting on my nerves

From Rhymes With A Reason 
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