I wanna be badly behaved

if i still have a soul

then I don't want it saved

if there's a path I should take

then I want it unpaved

I wanna walk on the rocks

and my legs be unshaved

if I swim in the pool

then I wanna make waves

what people call love

I wanna make it depraved

if I die, seal my tomb

but make sure it's engraved:

Here lies a sucker

she was so misbehaved