The Black Cat

The supervillain named the Black Cat is breaking into the Daily Bugle building, which is true;

Stealing money from a safe that's in the building is what the Black Cat will do.

When Spider-Man sees the Black Cat breaking into the Daily Bugle, he swings towards the building to stop that evil ho;

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When Spider-Man enters the Daily Bugle and the Black Cat sees him, she tries to attack the guy;

The Black Cat tries to attack Spider-Man with a bullwhip and that's no lie.

With his spider-sense, Spidey avoids being whipped by the Black Cat, which is cool;

Spidey spins a web on the Black Cat's eyes, blinding the bitchy fool.

Spidey immediately kicks the Black Cat in her face;

The Black Cat is a disgrace.

When the Black Cat is knocked out, Spidey webs up the villain, which is awesome as can be;

After that, Spidey calls the police and I'm speaking honestly.

Spidey hangs the webbed up Black Cat outside the Daily Bugle, which is great;

The Black Cat is a girl that Spider-Man will never again date.

When the police arrive to arrest the Black Cat, Spider-Man swings away;

The spectacular Spider-Man saves the day.