Brainstorm.
Much like poetry’s subjective nature
Is pain’s unobjective quality,
Its indescribable feature.
Zeus had been suppressing reaction to
The great pain pounding in his head,
All day he had been made to endure
What felt like a skull-splitting
Migraine; he wished he was dead.
He had prided himself all his life
On his toughness, his grit,
But today he simply couldn’t
Bear this agony, he was too weak
To handle it, he had to admit.
His lightning gaze
Danced with stormy dark clouds
He wished would temper
Acute beams of artificial light
That just might land him in a shroud.
And eventually, he had to concede
Listening to his instincts was wise
Zeus was now struggling to breathe.
Seeking help, he could no longer deny his need
Yet instead of soothing him,
The nurse made it worse.
Advil wouldn’t work, nor
Would napping, massaging,
Stretching. This headache
Now seemed an unbeatable curse.
Regrettably, all his school could
Now do was send him back
To his dorm, sucking a lollipop
And sipping some water
Lest his vision go black.
When his roommate came home,
The freshman Hephaestus, with
An unequaled giddiness, jumped
And landed on Zeus, now lounging
In bed. Such headaches were of myth,
Not reality, Zeus thought as
Hephaestus’s inertia slammed
His head straight into the wall.
An unearthly pressure became
The only reality. He surely was damned.
He felt streaks of warm blood
Running down his face
One after the other
Down his neck, soaking into
His shirt at an incredible pace.
Suddenly the scream of
“Yo, a chick’s in our room!”
Emitting from his naive roommate,
Caused Zeus to open eyes he didn’t
Realize were closed, and he witnessed his doom.
A woman come into being from out
Of the blue, like Venus emerged
From the sea, an angel appeared
From the murky depths of his thoughts,
Out of his skull it seemed she surged.
Though this couldn’t be right,
Couldn’t be real, Zeus had been taught
Many things were ‘impossible,’ yet
There seemed to be no other explanation;
His headache was gone, it no longer fought.
And the woman was now here,
In a sundress, wearing
A Pi Beta Phi necklace
And bracelet set. She seemed
Like a girl who was daring,
Indeed she appeared quite born
For some friendly female hazing.
The moral of this chaotic parable
We hope will be befit.
Please always wear protection
When sharing your thoughts
With a prospective romantic partner
And please refrain from inhaling
Them afterwards, lest you are onslaught
By cranial pain and phenomenal brain children.
This was not our intention when we
Created that phrase.