I'm in heels and a dress

I rather be in sweats

Reading a book on the train

or drinking a milkshake

yeah...

make that a large ass milkshake

chocolate with whipped creme

and extra fucking cherries

oh and a side of fries

I can't forget though

I'm here to impress

but fuck it that burger sounds perfect

lettuce, tomato, mustard and cheese

yeah.. 

that's really all I need

not some douchebag wannabe

in this lame fraternity.