Broccoli

I will not eat the broccoli!

I will not eat the peas!

If you would be so courteous, then pass the soda please!

"Not until you try your broccoli,

Not until you TASTE your peas!

if you want to make me happy,

then you'll taste your food, at least!"

Well fine! I'll taste this broccoli.

Fine! I'll taste the peas!

"Now son, that wasn't hard at all!"

...I think I'd like more, please...