When I grow up I wanna be just like you
The way you make fun of people is so inspiring
People say that I'm a bully, obviously they've never met you
You sit at your table laughing at everyone
There's no harm in having a little fun
Who cares about others feelings and tears
As long as we get that violent yet urgent thrill
Everyone needs to cry just a little at least once a day
So you're there to make sure it happens
They say it's wrong to bully others, lower their self esteem
But then how exactly do you raise your own?
You know the cost and you're willing to make them pay it
Such a brave and noble person you are
So amazing an praiseworthy, who wouldn't look up to you
You made fun of me today and I just wanna say "Thank You"
For allowing me to let you be you