The Burger I Almost Ate

Hickory dickory dock I smelt a burger from around the block I ran after the smell like I was at a track meet and just when I was about to eat My burger opened its mouth and said be careful what you eat or you’ll be dead in a week I thought to myself this can’t be true a burger talking to me do you hear this to Then it got me thinking I don’t want to be dead I rather be alive with a future instead So I put down my burger with exercising on my mind I left the restaurant and got to the gym at 2:09