Business Rules

The employees must be cool and true

Not one loose screw

They should never be on their phones

Or eating from smokey bones

They must always be in the zone

And never stoned

If they do they will be dismissed

And they will never be missed

I think you get the gist

So let's make a list

Of all the employee risks

So no mistakes will be made

Remember … obedience gets you paid

Kindness gets you promotions and extra bonuses

There are endless benefits

With rewards that are definite

There is no correcting this

We just made a fancy list

To protect us from your recklessness

And if you follow this you can by your wife some necklaces

We started a Business

We made it official

And it’s beneficial