Cacology

Hey,

Pardon

My awful

Cacology,

I'm not too great

At speaking to you.

I hope you don't mind it.

I'm better with animals,

They don't reply with sarcasm.

No offense, but it's easier to

Talk to things that are unable to speak.

I have no problem with you, I swear,

But non-living things can't answer

When I ask stupid questions.

They can't hear the things I

Say when I'm flustered

Or riled up

Like you

Can.