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Carol Danvers Is Now Rogue


Captain Marvel, a.k.a Carol Danvers, is now rogue, which is true;

Battling Danvers is what the Defenders will do.

 

When the Defenders find Danvers, they battle that evil bitch immediately;

As the Defenders:  Dr. Strange, the Hulk, Namor, and the Silver Surfer are awesome as can be.

 

The Surfer makes a force field to defend himself and the other Defenders from Danvers' blasts of radiant energy;

Dr. Strange disappears and reappears behind Danvers, as you can see.

 

Strange swiftly kicks Danvers in the back of her head, which is cool;

With Danvers distracted, Namor flies towards Danvers and grabs that fool.

 

Namor swiftly throws Danvers to the ground, which is swell;

Here are more things that I'll tell.

 

When Danvers angrily gets up, the Hulk delivers a thunderclap to stun the bimbo, which is nice;

Danvers' heart is cold as ice.

 

The Surfer makes a black hole, grabs Danvers, and throws her into it;

Danvers has always been full of arrogance and shit.

 

With Danvers in the black hole, the Surfer closes that region of spacetime;

Danvers has also been full of slime.

 

The Defenders have saved the day;

If Carol Danvers escapes from the black hole, the Defenders will battle her again and that's all I have to say.

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