A Certain Teacher

You should not be a teacher

Anything else

Maybe a chef or preacher

You hate kids

How did you get into this profession?

this is probably hard to hear

But i must make this confession

You don't do your job

You let the internet teach us

You're sort of a slob

 Imagine being us

We have to sit as you drone

then do a bunch of assignments when we're at home

I admire your effort

But this is not your calling

It is so hard to watch

My GPA is falling

I feel sorry for the next batch

Because you're too young to retire

Take a poll of your students

I am not a liar