Christmas in July

Christmas in July is Christmas that's celebrated in July, as you can see;

Christmas is a pagan holiday and always will be.

In the Southern Hemisphere, summer falls in December, January, and February, which is true;

In the Northern Hemisphere, celebrating Christmas in July isn't new.

In the Northern Hemisphere, some people throw parties that mimic Christmas celebrations in July;

Whoever believes that Christmas is a good holiday is really being high.

Every July, the TV home shopping channel, QVC, has Christmas in July sales and I'm speaking honestly;

There's something else that's pagan and that's the Christmas tree.

No righteous person should celebrate Christmas in July or in any other month and here's something else that I'll tell;

Christmas can go straight to hell.