Close Enough

You always make me feel so stupid

But that’s good because

I hate it when my human males are

Unintelligent.

It’s unattractive.

I need my human male

To be smarter than me

So I can respect him.

I can’t really say if you’re smarter than me.

You probably are, otherwise, we’re equal.

But you always make me feel so stupid

So that’s close enough.