College

Please come in And do close the door I am here to tell you About your marvelous future I see fame and fortune Riches beyond your wildest dreams Everything you could ever want And it can all be yours for one small fee Oh it isn’t much Maybe a few thousand dollars But think of all the money you will make Once, and if, you make it out alive The classes will drive you insane The hours will cause you to go mad But for the sake of your future Won’t it all be worth it? But if you can overcome these small task Your reward will be fantastic Something that shows off your hard work A piece of paper The most expensive piece of paper That you will ever receive And it can all be yours For one, small, fee