Comfy Couch

I really don't get the point of a lot of different things

Like how comfy is that couch?

Can you measure the level of comfort in that couch sir?

No, because everyone has different ideas on what is comfort.

Some may say that a comfy couch is soft and squishy. 

A Majority might even say that. 

But what about the minority that says a comfy couch is a hard couch?

Or a couch that is not too squisy but not too hard? 

But you can keep on telling me sir, that this is THE comfy couch. 

Maybe I'll beilive you.