A Couple's Troubles (Gay Version)

There lived two people long ago who sought to love more than you know.

They practiced poetry all day, a song most meaningful today.

It makes your heart so sorrow and gray, for the man turned out to be awfully gay.

When the woman found out, she grabbed her purse and used it to cast a powerful curse.

The man said, "no, why dost thou try?" 

Then the woman cried, "because I love you!"

-by a man who's not gay

(maybe) ;)