the day i knew

just bored one day i picked up my eyeliner and two minutes later i had a mild johnny depp mustache and a light shade on my chin i walked into a hot topic where nobody knew me expecting a few laughs but instead men looked me over women blushed and looked away one girl winked i walked to the back of the store picked a fedora and pair of 1/2" plugs and took them to the cashier the man greeted me with Afternoon sir, find everything ok? i replied with a slight grin Just a couple presents for the missus, i said three girls left the store fluttering i paid the $13.43 and left