Dear Everyone,

Public restrooms are not plesant.

With this statement non dissent.

So please take this advice

and please use it more than twice:

after using a pulic restroom's stall

pull the toilet paper past the dividing wall.

Now, if the future occupant in the adjacent stall

stumbles into a situation that could cause one to bawl

and if there is no one to call

that person will have no fear

because what the person needs is clear

and can be reached in stall that is near.