Dear Harry Potter

Do you think you can go all la-di-da around this place?
Always getting yourself attention?

Think you are above me to not accept my handshake?

Everyone loves Mr. Potter.

It’s so sad that he lost his parents,

His pet, his uncle, his friends.

What do you got to say for yourself now Harry Potter?
Does your mudblood Granger have something witty to say?

Or does your ginger blood traitor?

No matter what you do Harry Potter

My father WILL hear about this!

~Draco Malfoy, Slytherin, not your friend