Dear Mr. Dionysus and Chiron

I find that the lava wall is a bit fierier than usual,

Have you let Leo get too close to it?

How come you never remember my name Mr. D?

I saved the world many times

It’s worth an ounce of remembrance.

To Chiron, how long does it take to stuff your rear end into that wheelchair?

Does it hurt to sit like that?

My brother Percy has been abusing the small pond in our cabin.

Please feed him to the harpies.

They deserve a good sassy snack.

Yours truly,

Autumn Jackson, of Cabin three, Poseidon