Dear Mr. Whathisface

Humph people say I

should talk to you..

Ha if they only knew

Ive had a million and one

conversations with you

Well… in my head,

doesn’t that count at all?

No? not even a little?

oh! come on! thats not fair

We have had some

pretty perfect conversations..

that you will never know of.

People tell me all I have to do is say ”Hi”,

but man its so well hard

you’re always with your friends

I thought that was a girl thing?

I cant talk to you

because well you’re you..

Super tall, Super cute,

with some super awesome hair

around you I can't help

but get all tongue tied.

im an awesome flirt

(not that you would ever know)

around you im a total dork

there is no playing it cool

I stumble, I mumble

I  run away every time we meet

clearly its my fault we have no “history”

because you've tried to talk to me

(says my friends, I have no memory of this)

and I just walked away

uh why can't you be dorky too?

then I might be able to talk to you

I’ve never even had a class with you

So I can't use the homework excuse…

OMGOSH! maybe I could “fall” and you'd catch me

then I would have to talk to you right?