Dear Teacher

Dear Teacher,

No, my life doesn't revolve around school.

If you want me to get my assignment to you by a certain date, then get me the grade by a certain date.

I have a life too you know.

No, don't actually know what that meant even though I pretend I do.

Powerpoints are not exciting.

Why can't I sleep in class, we aren't doing anything important anyway.

I have six other classes that I have homework in, so don't think that yours is priority.

Help me be the best I can be without yelling at me.