Dear teacher, have I ever told you that I loved Math.

Dear teacher, have I ever told you that all my dreams are about 2x+4=y and "Jonny had 5 bannans and gave 1 to

Peter, how many bannans were Jonny left with ".

Dear teacher, have I ever told you that I find not just the answer, but the path in life

when you ask me to factor y=x^2+4x+6.

Dear teacher, have I ever told you I'd rather do Math than make love to Channing Tatum.

Dear teacher,  have I ever complained about Math, or have you ever seen me do Math with a frown on my face.

Dear teacher, have I ever told you that all the Math shapes turns me on.

Dear teacher, have I ever told you that I love negative solutions, factions, and decimals.

Well dear teacher, you will never hear me say all those, because I simply HATE MATH!

                                                                                       Your Beloved Student,

                                                                                        Marlene Rashidi:)