Dinosaurs

 A dinosaur or two went downtown, 

While downtown, there was a stage. 

The dinosaurs were no ordinary dinosaurs, 

They took over the stage, 

They were pirates. 

There was an old woman on the stage 

She was in her old 1987 Volvo station wagon. 

She was innocently feeding a pack of deer, 

She went crazy and killed all of the dinosaurs, 

That is how dinosaurs went extinct