A girl wore a skirt today that was above her knees. I know! So scandalous! Everyone agrees. Because obviously, the boys just can’t control themselves when they see some legs! It’s stupid. I know. But it’s just the way it is.

A boy wore some shorts today that were above his knees. No one even batted an eye, I think that I might cry from how horrible the dress code is.

I saw a poster in the bathroom today that said “Hey girls! Let’s all do this!” I texted it to everyone I knew.

Everyone wore a skirt today that was above their knees. The principal shouted and screamed, we were all such whores, it seemed. But we wouldn’t back down. Because we all dreamed of a day where the dress code was deemed creamed.