Drive To Stay Alive

Before you begin the drive, here's a few tips to help keep you alive. 1. Remember to take care of your load, respectfully share the road and never let your rage unfold, while in driving mode. 2. Seatbelt first, so that maybe accident don't turn out worst, by having to call the mortuary with the blue and black Hearst. 3. While driving be a hearer and a thinker, be smart use your mirror and your blinker, in case they don't work there are rules, use your hand as a tool. 4. There are lanes provided, drive inside the lines to keep the cars divided. Don't be scared keep your nerve, stay in your Lane and try not to swerve, if you need to change your lane, be cautious and let your signals explain. 5. Left handed turns may be tricky, but go past the crosswalk and to the middle, wait until oncoming traffic is safe, now turn the wheel to the left, I guess you solved the riddle. 6. To keep your speed right and so you can defend it, keep your gas peddle to the speed limit, if you go past you're driving too fast, slow down you dont want to make this ride your last. 7. Last but not least you must learn to park, to drive the beast, there's like a do not disturb, meaning do not hit anything around not even the curb. PS. Don't drink & drive it's not cute, you wanna go to the party, but not be a party to a lawsuit. PSS. and if you have an accident remember that's just what it is, so don't get out fighting, grab your insurance card and get out writing instead, and be thankful you're not dead, did you hear what I said, be thankful you're not dead!!!!!!!!