a drunk princess in court (the frog prince)

ok, listen:

i had a bit to drink last night,

that i do admit,

but i went to go vomit in the toilet

and what i saw i didn’t like a bit.

a stupid frog, no big deal,

kept me from doing my thing.

i asked him what he wanted,

and it said it wanted to snog!

i couldn’t believe my eyes or ears

and pulled the lever to flush.

i closed the lid, ran to my car

and left in a rush.

i am aware that i drove drunk

where else was i to go?

a frog had just asked for a kiss,

was i supposed to talk back and say “no”?