DVR Deathmatch

A Revenge bounds across the open plains with speed and beauty looking for payback

                                     Hooves pounding into the ground, jolting the surroundings with every step

Snap!

The fangs of a stealthy, poisonous Family Guy chomp down on the Revenge’s leg

The sudden misdirection puts hip over knee and tears everything

                   Poison injected, it will be no more within a few minutes

The Family Guy starts to slither back to Quahog when

         A shriek pierces the air from a graceful, terrifying NCIS that dives and grabs the Family Guy

Neck in beak, such a tease

Then throwing it to the little ones, ripping it apart, episode by episode

                        The NCIS takes off again for the last meal of the day  

But I have it in my crosshairs

                     Bang! It plummets to the Earth

Deleted.

This was my plan all along

Just what I wanted, and it has everything

Friends.

Sorry, it’s kind of a weird obsession