Ecstatic Incapabilities

Everyone thinks they are great

But no one is better than me

I can predict the future

I have a photographic memory

And I control all beings

I find enlightment in my dreams

I make horror movies scream

I taught fish how to swim

And I don't ever begin

My life is perpetual, it never ends

I don't obsess

I never have to confess

I am not arrogant:

I am simply the best

While some people have flaws

I have none

My only flaw

Is that I don't have one