Egg My Fat Cat

Oh my dear egg, I have to be clear,

I’m not very happy with you,

When in my face,

You decide to stick your rear.

A cat with flair,

You’re fluffy and cute,

But your meowing is too loud,

Sometimes I wish you’d stay mute.

In my room at night,

You decide to run,

Sleeping with you in my room,

Is not really that fun.

All of your claw marks,

They cover my chair,

It does not help that,

Everything is covered in your hair.

You may be annoying,

You can be over-all rough,

But deep down I have to admit,

When it comes to you, I can never get enough.