EPITAPHS JUST FOR LAUGHS

Henry Blake

Here lies Henry Blake

He stepped on the gas,

Instead of the brake.

John Penny

Reader if cash thou art

In want of any

Dig 4 feet deep

And thou will find a Penny.

In Memory of Beza Wood

Here lies one Wood,

One Wood

Within another.

The outer wood

Is very good:

We cannot praise

The other.

Susan Louder

Here lies the body of Susan Louder

Who died while drinking digestive power.

Called from earth to her heavenly rest,

She should have waited till it effervesced.