ESPN

Bright lights shining in my face

A face that is not disgraced

A face looking into the face of the camera

That will lead me to a new fate

No politics or sob stories

Sports and only sports all day every day

Richard Sherman shouting about thugs

While Peyton Manning needs a big hug

Another win earned by an Earnhardt

Another lap by a Partick

Lebron soaring for a dunk

While A-Rod is debunked

Kevin Durant is hitting 3's

While Buster Posey rests on his knees

Murray with a serve and an ace

While Kobe wears a knee brace

Sports is my life and my vice

Let me report my life to you

And let me enjoy my ESPN vice