Ever Present

Once upon a time:

This story formula takes no time,

The characters are structured in a line,

By the end everything will be fine .

Do not be fooled to worry;

The princess will be rescued,

Love will be found,

The evil will recompense, 

Quick go get your refund. 

For if these stories were accurate to life

You would die the same way you were born

Plus one essential tip for survival:

Never trust the old hag.