Every Girl Ever

I like to wear make up

Except when I first wake up

Trying to be desired

But I’m way too tired

I like to be girly

But my hair is curly

I’m way too busy

So it ends up frizzy

I like to dress nice

I’ll even give advice

But I like dessert

So you won’t see me in a skirt

I like cute shoes

But I somehow always lose

Because heels are hard

And always get stuck in the yard

You see I try to look cute

Even in a bathing suit

But it takes too much time

So I’m done with this rhyme