Fairy Tail Twist
There were 3 little pigs
The first one built his house of twigs
The second one built his house of straw
As he would say, “Pshaw”
The third one built his house of bricks
So he could impress the chicks
One day a hungry wolf came along
He went to the first pigs house and said, “Ding-dong”
As clever as the first pig thought he was
He said, “Not by my chin fuzz”
The wolf huffed and puffed with all his might
The twigs of the house scattered but the pig was nowhere insight
Angered as he was he went for a walk
He came upon the second pigs house and said, “Knock-knock”
As clever as the second pig must have been
He said, “There is no way I'll let you in”
He huffed and puffed and blew the house down
But it had seemed that the pig had skipped town
Angered the wolf set off
He came to the third pigs house and said very soft
"Little pig little pig with house of brick let me in"
All three pigs replied "not by the hair on our chinny chin chin"
The wolf thinking that all these pigs together was a prize
He went in to town to put on a disguise
"Welcome to fairy tail disguises. How may I help you?"
The wolf looked around and pointed saying, "That will do"
"Oh so your the wolf to eat little red!"
"You can guaranty there will be some dead."
In the granny costume the wolf went back to the house of brick
As he got there he stepped into character and grabbed a stick
"Oh little pigs" the wolf said in a granny voice, "please let me in"
It opened pigs looked very sad he walked towards them suddenly he was hit with a tin
He wakes up to see he is tied up
The three little pigs poke at him and say what a dump
The wolf yelps when they grab his tail he started to feel queasy
The first pig says, "This wolf turned out to be far to easy"
The pigs laughed for they had this all planed out
Tricking wolves with houses of twigs and straw just so they could eat his snout
The pigs killed the wolf as they had for many before him
They roasted him over a fire and ate him till the sky started to dim
Tomorrow they wold do the same and trick some wolf again
Back in town another wolf in another story is angry that is granny costume was stollen Again "not back to the began-"
Being cut off by my happily ever after
Good night to all and to all a good night-er
Wait what?
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