Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

A gang of transsexuals are planning to use a device to hypnotize straight people into getting sex changes and I'll tell you why;

The mayor won't give them half a billion dollars and that's no lie.

When Peter Parker hears the news of what the trannies are planning, he changes into Spider-Man, which is great;

Transsexuals are people that I really hate.

When Spidey discovers the trannies' hide-out, he sneaks into their place, which is smart;

Transsexuals have sin in their hearts.

When Spidey is on the ceiling, he spins a web on the trannies' device and breaks it by swinging it against a wall;

Transsexuals can be short or tall.

When the trannies see Spidey on the ceiling, they start shooting at him, but they miss;

Spidey has gotten the trannies pissed.

When Spidey turns off the light, he uses his spider-sense to find the trannies, so he can beat them up, which is cool;

After beating them up, Spidey spins a web on those fools.

When the freaks are defeated, Spidey turns the light back on and goes outside to call the cops;

Transsexuals are also dumb asses who are full of slop.

When the police arrive to arrest the trannies, Spidey swings away;

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has saved the day.