The Gaetz of Heavin'
MATT GAETZ is a PEDO
Fake media lies
But let's take a look
See what they surmise
He sure looks the part
Blue devilish eyes
His pearly white teeth
His hisses and sighs
His slick mannered hair
His 'Touch of Grey' dyes
So when the mauled minor
Cried out in surprise
“Why like Uncle Donny
Such a wee wee-wee size!”
Mad Matter got madder
With a twinkle in his eyes
He stuck up his thumb
“What a good boy am I's”
Resigning from Congress
To cover his lies
He'll shirk and he'll shrug
Swill public still buys
NIMBY
Mike Johnston hies
Our image counts more
Then your children's lives
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Rick was born in New Brunswick, Canada, the middle child of five siblings. "Rick’s professional background includes freelancing IT skills, running retail stores, and dabbling in website creation—all of which left him “spiritually exhausted,” and led him to create his poetic alter ego, RickthePoetWarrior, to give voice to his viewpoints and promote his politics in an entertaining manner.
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