Gainful Employment Quest
preface:
hie do attest
that poetry may not be best
to express whoosh to chest
hie do attest
that poetry may not be best
to express whoosh to chest
git a lee till bitta chump change
boot an overpowering literary force
to pocket earning for a grange
boot an overpowering literary force
to pocket earning for a grange
(hmm...who knows maybe formerly owned by jessica lange
thence might be within my financial range
thence might be within my financial range
even though this har chap
decades older than college student - iz that strange?
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GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST --- ™
let this dog gone simian sketch out
decades older than college student - iz that strange?
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GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST --- ™
let this dog gone simian sketch out
his general doggerel to free
unleashing a swiftly tale lord
unleashing a swiftly tale lord
harried styled brush stroke of strengths
me retracted claws, which might find me
me retracted claws, which might find me
barking up the wrong tree
or find yarself cat a tonic taking a nap -
or find yarself cat a tonic taking a nap -
in the land of doctor ah zee.
akin to a termite expending energy
akin to a termite expending energy
thru wood to bore
search sans income
search sans income
an arduous slow book king chore
thus, i spruce quest per
my non-conformist poetic
je ne sais quois x cell lent
cover letter de jour
my non-conformist poetic
je ne sais quois x cell lent
cover letter de jour
for u 2 access and 4 me
to entertain as a minimum less or more
to entertain as a minimum less or more
and then...whoosh
into the circular filing cabinet ye will store
into the circular filing cabinet ye will store
this non-formal reap ply,
which email will take an cyberspace tour.
which email will take an cyberspace tour.
pixar could nada pay enough
for this trainer of apple chomping antz
so i wonder if any chance
whisker of employment
vis a vis thru this contrived virtual toy story
qua ratatouille poetic brew
could materialize opening virtual community chest
into a likely monopoly winning chance
such an idea generates me
to shrek out with excitement n contra dance
just in case a glimmer of some prospect exists
for this self anointed bard
and one who dislikes formality
for this trainer of apple chomping antz
so i wonder if any chance
whisker of employment
vis a vis thru this contrived virtual toy story
qua ratatouille poetic brew
could materialize opening virtual community chest
into a likely monopoly winning chance
such an idea generates me
to shrek out with excitement n contra dance
just in case a glimmer of some prospect exists
for this self anointed bard
and one who dislikes formality
of zee mainline presents
a brief poo whet tick summation
sans technical skills,
he hopes to enhance
p'raps e'en earn enough moolah
a brief poo whet tick summation
sans technical skills,
he hopes to enhance
p'raps e'en earn enough moolah
to sight see the arc d'triumph,
louvre, paris france
i offer the following poetic expression
for ye to take a glance
and help this intuitive homo sapiens
louvre, paris france
i offer the following poetic expression
for ye to take a glance
and help this intuitive homo sapiens
per income to expand and en-hance
which byte size bit torrent humor
without use of strong arm, nor lance
might cause ye to soil pants
after misinterpreting mishmash
which byte size bit torrent humor
without use of strong arm, nor lance
might cause ye to soil pants
after misinterpreting mishmash
as some rave and rants
per even a part time need exists
so positive stance
a subtle intent as worth hiring,
to sway au currant series electronic charge
and ideally affect hypnotic trance.
per even a part time need exists
so positive stance
a subtle intent as worth hiring,
to sway au currant series electronic charge
and ideally affect hypnotic trance.
i betcha never red a poe sting like this faux
iambic pentameter electronic wire
from a boyish looking blood muggle
father although up in years
(whose nonpareil courage
to face voldemort never does tire)
and two teenage girls
would consider him a worthy hire
less so to rake in gobs of moolah,
iambic pentameter electronic wire
from a boyish looking blood muggle
father although up in years
(whose nonpareil courage
to face voldemort never does tire)
and two teenage girls
would consider him a worthy hire
less so to rake in gobs of moolah,
to satiate unquenchable hunger
games and thirst qua knowledge = power
for bits of computer know how to acquire.
games and thirst qua knowledge = power
for bits of computer know how to acquire.
although this cover letter of sorts
conveys teensy weensy, itty bitty
byte size actual work experience
(per this older mister rhyme stir
lives west of philadelphia city)
nonetheless, i hanker
(NOT to be confused with HACKER)
to employ computer and writing skills,
+ rooted tid bits of moxie
conveys teensy weensy, itty bitty
byte size actual work experience
(per this older mister rhyme stir
lives west of philadelphia city)
nonetheless, i hanker
(NOT to be confused with HACKER)
to employ computer and writing skills,
+ rooted tid bits of moxie
playing at nearby roxy
burrow, which prompts the following ditty
expressing interest to apply
burrow, which prompts the following ditty
expressing interest to apply
mental tasks ala computer trouble shooting
some may ascribe as nitty gritty
on par with secret life of walter mitty
whom destiny protected and took pity
this merely meant to be silly
yet also attempted to be witty.
some may ascribe as nitty gritty
on par with secret life of walter mitty
whom destiny protected and took pity
this merely meant to be silly
yet also attempted to be witty.
no matter how many miles by car
(actually your company might be
within dead man walking distance)
this opportunity would
not be considered to far
to use my acumen huck cull interest
and technologically spar
using graphical user interface programs
(actually your company might be
within dead man walking distance)
this opportunity would
not be considered to far
to use my acumen huck cull interest
and technologically spar
using graphical user interface programs
to get unstuck from virtual feathery tar.
iambic pentameter might be faux pas
not the traditional standard genre
for a cover letter
i see no reason why
non-conformist modus operandi
cannot serve as mode to communicate pursuit
viz computer repair technician
and paperback writer wannabe
cuz i love each english language letter
which honest to goodness confession
hopefully offers unique outlook re:
other respondents at least a bit better.
not the traditional standard genre
for a cover letter
i see no reason why
non-conformist modus operandi
cannot serve as mode to communicate pursuit
viz computer repair technician
and paperback writer wannabe
cuz i love each english language letter
which honest to goodness confession
hopefully offers unique outlook re:
other respondents at least a bit better.
this pure breed mud half blood muggle prince
born (whom most think me full o hogwash
to git rid of hog wort) - yea
truth seeker for employment
does reckon the following poetic way
not necessarily follows formalities
to reply as most would readily say
yet why adhere to conformity,
which paradigm frowns on creativity
which atypical modus operandi
to reply a positive reply and job i pray
even if outcome per offering interest
turns out to be nay
perhaps because where mien hometown
west of philadelphia lay
boot methinks tis cuz mine longish wavy
hair follicles fifty shades of gray.
born (whom most think me full o hogwash
to git rid of hog wort) - yea
truth seeker for employment
does reckon the following poetic way
not necessarily follows formalities
to reply as most would readily say
yet why adhere to conformity,
which paradigm frowns on creativity
which atypical modus operandi
to reply a positive reply and job i pray
even if outcome per offering interest
turns out to be nay
perhaps because where mien hometown
west of philadelphia lay
boot methinks tis cuz mine longish wavy
hair follicles fifty shades of gray.
no employment vitae, that may show dearth
hence decided to resort - thou add verse
to induce a byte size mirth
of requisite (sought after) technical expertise,
hence decided to resort - thou add verse
to induce a byte size mirth
of requisite (sought after) technical expertise,
i possess attributes fitbit for a coach well worth
consideration -- so just allow me to boast
blithely use iambic pentameter to coast
maybe given opportunity to eradicate
blithely use iambic pentameter to coast
maybe given opportunity to eradicate
re: exorcise binary electronic bookworm
even casper the friendly ghost
n offer bytes of helpful information
from this pc host
per computer position i saw on fence post
with sought after salary goal
fair n equitably per year
that would necessitate celebration
tete a tete vis a vis teetotaler toast.
even casper the friendly ghost
n offer bytes of helpful information
from this pc host
per computer position i saw on fence post
with sought after salary goal
fair n equitably per year
that would necessitate celebration
tete a tete vis a vis teetotaler toast.
so...without further ado, i slightly brag
telling ability to conduct understand bit size crag
n reckon obsolete intricacies such as dos
hardly requisite material, i learned to manage
common system utilities
such as scan disk and defrag
installed and resolved dsl issues,
telling ability to conduct understand bit size crag
n reckon obsolete intricacies such as dos
hardly requisite material, i learned to manage
common system utilities
such as scan disk and defrag
installed and resolved dsl issues,
performed scan-disk and troubleshooting glitches
removal of dos files, installation
and/or removal of hardware
uninstalling software, running registry sweeps
attempting to remove bugs and errors
removal of dos files, installation
and/or removal of hardware
uninstalling software, running registry sweeps
attempting to remove bugs and errors
that cause machine to cough and gag
which invariably causes such processes
which invariably causes such processes
as downloading, sending, uploading,
et cetera to lag
and if chance smiles on consideration --
et cetera to lag
and if chance smiles on consideration --
a happy go lucky dog this tail will wag.
oh...by the way, i would accept a starting
and/or negotiable salary as a starting wage
in an effort to support this self proclaimed sage
whose role can double up as a court jester,
and/or negotiable salary as a starting wage
in an effort to support this self proclaimed sage
whose role can double up as a court jester,
batman joker, or jimmy john page
hopeful this poetic synopsis
offers favorable gauge
in tandem enriching fount of knowledge
hopeful this poetic synopsis
offers favorable gauge
in tandem enriching fount of knowledge
more valuable at this advanced age.
y'all might think this reply balderdash and rot
which may matter on par with bo diddly squat
no matter i herald from skid row royalty
which may matter on par with bo diddly squat
no matter i herald from skid row royalty
with salient strengths being prestigious scott
tush tuckus, butta matthew harris
does not smoke booze
nor drink from a pot
and a student he is not
nor a gentleman quarterly kennedyesque fellow
tush tuckus, butta matthew harris
does not smoke booze
nor drink from a pot
and a student he is not
nor a gentleman quarterly kennedyesque fellow
who would be called really hot
yet moxie by proxy this poet of bryn, mawr -
pennsylvania doth got
and might elicit salient characteristics
similar to a humanoid heterosexual bot
and, oh by the way, i lived in lower merion
for some years that = quite alot.
yet moxie by proxy this poet of bryn, mawr -
pennsylvania doth got
and might elicit salient characteristics
similar to a humanoid heterosexual bot
and, oh by the way, i lived in lower merion
for some years that = quite alot.
this from - a generic johnny
come lately jim crow chee
can tackle the junkyard dawg,
while trump petting, swaggering,
rollicking with rod ham
pomp ass city but
who whiz house trained
and can use snout to play putt putt
plus extricate moss elf from tread full rut.
this sub woofer snapper papa pooch,
though scrawny and essentially
a generic mixed breed
bowled with dennis the menace
plus jeff and mutt
an older dog gone college alumni
of hard knocks
relied on powder milk bone dog biscuits
to hone courage, and overcome shyness
(predominant among norwegian
bachelor farmers canine pets)
this diet of powdered raw bit,
weighed heavy in my gut
thus, i conclude air rating whims
hoop ping this passes windy muster
and makes the cut
if nyat - dag nabbit rab but.
come lately jim crow chee
can tackle the junkyard dawg,
while trump petting, swaggering,
rollicking with rod ham
pomp ass city but
who whiz house trained
and can use snout to play putt putt
plus extricate moss elf from tread full rut.
this sub woofer snapper papa pooch,
though scrawny and essentially
a generic mixed breed
bowled with dennis the menace
plus jeff and mutt
an older dog gone college alumni
of hard knocks
relied on powder milk bone dog biscuits
to hone courage, and overcome shyness
(predominant among norwegian
bachelor farmers canine pets)
this diet of powdered raw bit,
weighed heavy in my gut
thus, i conclude air rating whims
hoop ping this passes windy muster
and makes the cut
if nyat - dag nabbit rab but.
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