Gas Caster
Oh I'm the master of disaster
Wielding my big ass blaster
Stink up the room like a dreaded dark caster
Feed my gas with cheese and chili
From the other room ya here "goddamn Willie"
With cackle I huff and puff
Release the gas of smelly stuff
Ain't no one badder than me
Even chuck Norris would say "enough"
So when they speak of the great offender
Pray you have a spray to be your defender
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John Perez
I am an unpublished poet and have been writing for the past two years. I have many poems but am hesitant to share online but gladly share in person. I still write because of all those that have enjoyed reading my writing.
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