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No one likes orange juice Go kick a moose Living in a field Without any kind of shield on the ping pong Table so we can Keep the hippo still Or everyone will Take a spill On the paper mill Making the pamplemousse Who is who, who? Keep going ‘til you stop Better not fall and drop Your lunch box Nox. Continue on the green path Where enlightenment = math Warble down the wishing well So you go pell-mell Trains speeding on a track You’re lacking, Jack Who drinks corn meal Is a huge deal For prisoners ‘cause they steal The glockenspiel They eat something in a pot And their feet begin to rot For goodness’ sake Make the birthday cake Stay awake. Ride on spinny chairs Run away from scary bears Hide in clothing racks Crack a bunch of old men’s backs He’s a kleptomaniac That’s not cardiac Arrest him sir He’s done wrong With a bad song Being sung to Some doggie doo Meow. Pleasure treasures outback Steak house makes ya hack Up fur balls Going up and down the walls Taking a kip In the dip The chip and flip Out when you break a nail The notice on the rail Mail goats roam free So you can let go of me Because you cannot see Sir Thomas Malory. Back in the hamster’s mood Help that dude Out man, it ain’t right Can’t you see? That’s outta sight Jiggling the tummies Of some mummies Yammering about nothing Most likely homecoming Dance like no ones watching Giggle. Giggle. Fwap.