Girls Can Do Anything

Girl's can play soccer, tenis or baseball

They can be ballet dancers

However if a boy is a ballet dancer people assume he is gay

Because dancing around with 20 or so girls means you are gay

If you want people to think you are straight you need to be a wrestler

Because rolling around on the ground with other guys makes you straight 

Girls can be wrestlers or anything they want

Girls can be figure skaters 

But if a boy is a figure skater he must be gay

I mean skating around with girls picking them up makes you gay

So be a foot ball player if you don't want kids to call you gay