A Good DAY

Today is a good day And I am looking my best Ready for success In the department of love. At my blind date Hopes it goes great. Putting myself out there And if he doesn't come Then I, for one, will be forever done WITH MEN! These strange creatures I must be insane To think I can find a mate who is eager To be with me Willingly and love me for me but, i know after all they want me for my money OOH! OOH! Here he comes just my luck, Tall, Black, and Strong I'm so happy i might break into a song. Mr.Fine starts walking towards me And my heart gives me a great big "THUMP" Will he be my prince charming? Then I realized I've been dumped he greets his girlfriend with a kiss he's meeting for lunch I sit and listen to their conversation as I wait And wait for my date Who is now three and half hours late Than my friend walks in and come over to my table Now I have to tell her that i was unable to see,meet,greet, and marry my date who is now FOUR HOURS LATE! DAMN IT! Is it me? I guess love can't be bought with money If it could I would buy the perfect man who calls me sweetie Then trap him with an unwanted pregnancy. So he will never leave me. I've never been loved and i want LOVE NOW. Somebody love me! I'm really not that bad I can't turn thirty and still be a virgin That's just sad. I'm rich,nice and somewhat pretty Can't someone love me with these qualities? If so.. then meet me at "The Lovers Cafe" I will probably be there still waiting on my date WHO IS NOW FIVE HOURS LATE!!! if you come then today will be a good day.)